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Hey May- Mayhem? Midnight? Do you have a preference? Let me know I wanna respect whichever you go by. 🩵 But either way I’ve been enjoying your headcanons so much!! And if you’re taking prompts, if not you can ignore this, I’d love to read some domestic grocery trips with all of the women or a fic with one you’d like to write. I think Carol and Nebula would be an interesting experience to take them with you lmao honestly all of them would be but something abt them makes me think they’d be all grumpy until they pass, aka stop at, the toys section and grab one

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Makeshift Prom

Wanda Maximoff x Nerd!Reader

Avengers High Series

Wanda didn’t want this to happen but it did. One little trip while on top of the cheerleaders pyramid and she shattered her ankles.

You were by her side on the whole ambulance ride to the hospital.

“Detka im fine,” she tried to say through gritted teeth. But you knew how much pain she was in. Pietro and the rest of the Maximoff clan quickly ran in, joining you by her bedside.

The doctors cleared her by the next day but told her that she’d be confined to crutches for the next six weeks.

“Six weeks?” Wanda exclaimed, “but prom’s in three!”

Wanda was feeling down, not only was she confined to crutches but she wasn’t able to dance the night away with her detka. She and Natasha had picked out a simple scarlet red dress for her and Pietro had loaned you his tux and everything.

For the first week or so, Wanda found herself being pushed around in a wheelchair by her favorite nerd. You were always whispering words of love and reassurance in her ear as you guided her chair to her next class.

By week two, Wanda was able to use her crutches more efficiently. Even then, she didn’t feel like she could show her face around campus. She couldn’t stand to hear Natasha talk about her prom plans with Bruce or Tony talking about what he bought for Pepper for the event. It felt like torture to her that she wouldn’t be able to attend this event.

You were taking notice of all this, but what Wanda didn’t know was the plan that you, Pietro, Natasha, Bruce, Tony, and the Maximoff parents were all brewing together in secret.

It’s prom night now, Wanda found herself laying on her bed in her bedroom. She hadn’t seen you all day. If anything, she didn’t want a reminder of the prom she couldn’t attend.

“Wanda” her father Django’s thick Sokovian accent called from downstairs. “will you come down here for a second?”

“Coming Papa” she called back, grabbing her crutches and making her way slowly down the stairs.

Wanda stopped at the bottom of the stairs. The sight awaiting her, made her gasp.

Her entire living room was decorated like the Great Hall of Hogwarts. You, Pietro, his girlfriend, and her parents Django and Maria were all dressed up for a little makeshift prom.

“Hello Slytherin” you say with a little smile.

“Hello detka” Wanda found herself crying. “You brought the prom to me?”

“Yeah. Tony helped me with getting the party decorations but yeah”

Django gives you a soft slug on the shoulder, he knew you were perfect for his little girl.

Maria, ever the gentle mother, walks up to her daughter with the scarlet red prom dress in hand. “Better get ready, my little witch” the Sokovian mom whispers, leading Wanda off to the bathroom for a quick change.

Wanda couldn’t believe it, her whole family was willing to put in such an effort to make her smile.

“You have a very special detka” Maria smiles at her daughter as she puts the finishing touches on her daughter’s look.

“I do” Wanda answers back, “thank you Momma”

Maria gives her daughter a kiss on the forehead and helps her back out into the living room. You stand there with a Hufflepuff scarf wrapped around your neck and a Slytherin one on your arm, ready just for her.

“couldn’t afford a corsage” you shrug.

“i was never one for corsages” Wanda shrugs back, letting you wrap the green and black scarf around her neck.

Pietro gives his sister a hug, “you look beautiful sestra.”

Suddenly the door opens as Tony, Pepper, Natasha, Yelena, Vis, Vivian and Bruce all come in, all of them dressed in Hogwarts robes and house scarves that match their respective houses.

Wanda couldn’t help but laugh.

“What happened to prom?” Wanda asks everyone.

“It’s not prom without you” Natasha answers.

“That and Hogwarts is a much better theme than circus” Tony jokes before Pepper playfully slugs him in the arm. “what can i say? we like you, Maximoff.”

You wrap an arm around your girlfriend, “and I love you”

Wanda couldn’t help but blush. She had everything she could ever need. Good friends, loving family, and the love of her life: a nerd who would do anything to make her smile.

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Study Date

Wanda Maximoff x Nerd!Reader (High School AU)

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Dating the most popular young witch at Avengers High hasn’t impacted your grades too much. You went from an A+ to just an A. Meanwhile for Wanda, her grades have been going only up.

She credits her new GPA with all the study dates that you and her do every Friday night. Study being a loose word.

Tonight is one such night. You walk over to Wanda’s house. Pietro greets you at the door. He laughs.

“Good luck” he says before heading out the door.

You head into the living room to see Wanda having decorated the place with snacks, sodas, and even a comfy two person Snuggie.

“Hello detka” Wanda smiles at you while hiding herself under the snuggie. “Are you ready for our study date?”

“I’m always ready to spend time with you” you smile as you drop your backpack and take your spot next to her, under the Snuggie.

"Okay" you try to say, "So from what you told me, you have a big trigonometry test coming up and i thought I could illustrate it to thru-"

Wanda silences you with a kiss, "I know trig well, detka. I just want time with you"

She curls into your side and turns on a movie. Your arms wrap instinctively around her. Wanda sighs against your chest.

“So what we’re we going to study tonight?” Wanda asks you with a little flirt in her voice.

“Astronomy” you answer back.

“But neither of us have that class” she giggles back.

“I know” you get up from the couch and guide her out to the front lawn.

Wanda’s house always sat on a nice hillside overlooking your city. It always gave the best views.

You walk over to your car and pull out the loveseat lawn chair.

Wanda holds the Snuggie to her chest as you set up the chair.

The sun was just beginning to set. You sat down and Wanda settled into your arms again.

“Quite a view, Hufflepuff” she smiles as she curls into your side.

“Just wait” you smile back.

The stars begin to twinkle in the night sky. You begin naming off each and every constellation to your girlfriend. She hums, just clinging to your every word and to you.

“But I got a little surprise for you” you whisper. Wanda perks up.

“For me?” She giggles.

You point up to two unique little stars in the sky. The end points on the stars appear to touch one another.

“Those two stars are brand new in our sky” you explain. “I discovered them last week”

“What? Really?”

You nod, “and for that, I got to name them.” You pull out a piece of paper, official star naming documents. “I named them Slytherin and Hufflepuff”

“You named a star after me?” Wanda giggles as she asks.

“I could’ve gotten you a necklace but those stars, like my love for you, will burn forever and ever”

“And they’ll hold hands til the end of time” Wanda kisses your cheek and then your lips. She pulls herself as tight as she can to you.

“I love you” she whispers against your lips.

“I love you” you whisper back.

“Now take me inside to the couch.” Wanda playfully commands you, “we got a bit more studying to do” she winks.

Wanda Maximoff, your love for each other will outlast time itself.

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Anonymous asked:

Could it be possible for you to write a lena Luther x male cowboy reader? Lena takes a trip to the country side and meets Reader who's the one who works with the horses he has the whole souther charm you know the whole hot cowboy aesthetic

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Lena Luthor x Male!reader

Following a lead that her mother may have spent some time living in a small town called Sutton Hills in Kansas, Lena decided to spend the summer there hoping to learn more about her.

You and your family owned a cattle ranch outside this town and you were doing some of your daily tasks when you saw a woman standing next to her broken down car on the road in front of your home.

“You must not be from around here or else you’d know high heels and dirt roads don’t mix,” you laugh, riding up to her on your horse with two cattle dogs running behind you.

“I think the engine overheated,” she tells you, the hood of the car popped with some steam coming out of it.

“Let me take a look,” you say hopping off your horse and taking a peak, “yep looks like you’re out of coolant, let me call my buddy who works at the auto shop in town and he can drop some off,” you tell her pulling your phone out and sending a text to your friend, “it’ll be at least an hour till he can get here and it’s hot as hell out, do you want to come inside for a drink? My mom just made a pitcher of fresh lemonade. Oh and I’m Y/N by the way, this sweet girl is Dakota and those two are Scout and Jasper.”

Every horror movie ever says that she shouldn’t go inside a complete strangers home especially in the middle of a small town but the summer sun wasn’t the only thing that was hot out here, your cowboy chic and matching accent was quite charming to say the least and your horse and dogs were pretty cute as well.

“Sure, lemonade sounds nice and I’m Lena,” she replies.

“So where are you from Lena?” You ask guiding her towards your home, tying your horse to a post in the shade next to a water trough.

“National City,” she says as you walk up the front steps.

“That’s in California right? What are you doing all the way out here in Kansas,” you ask, opening the door and letting her inside, taking your cowboy hat off and hanging it on the rack.

“This might sound crazy but I think my mom lived here about 30 years ago, she died when I was young and I was just hoping to learn more about her,” she explains.

You walk into the kitchen and pull the pitcher of lemonade from the fridge pouring two glasses and handing her one, “that’s not crazy at all, what was her name?”

“Elizabeth Walsh.”

“Elizabeth Walsh? Hmm, that names sounds familiar,” you say when your mom enters the kitchen, “hey ma this is Lena, her car broke down out front. She’s in town looking for some information about her mom who lived here a couple decades ago. Maybe you knew her, names Elizabeth Walsh.”

“Oh yeah I knew Elizabeth, we worked at the convenience store together before I married your father Y/N,” your mom says.

Lena coughs, choking on the lemonade she was drinking, “wait you really knew her?”

“Sure did, real sweet girl and everyone loved her. She lived here for two or three years if I remember correctly,” she responds.

“Do you happen to know where she went after Sutton Hills?” Lena asks.

“Last time I saw her she came into the store to quit, told me she met a man from Smallville not far from here and she was leaving to be with him,” your mom tells her, “you know she left me a few of her journals, said she wanted to keep them safe.”

“What was inside them?” Lena questions having a feeling she knew the answer.

“No clue, they all had locks on them not that I would have even felt right reading them, I put them in a box in the attic somewhere I can have Y/N look for them if you’d like,” she offers.

“Y/N you would be doing me a huge favor,” Lena says.

“No problem, I’d be happy to look for them,” you reply.

“Mind if I help you?”

“Follow me,” you smile at her and she blushes.

Up in the attic you start moving some boxes, looking for ones with more dust on them that haven’t been touched in a while.

You spend twenty minutes looking through boxes, getting to know Lena when you finally find what you were looking for.

“These must be it, I wonder why she put locks on them,” you say handing them over to Lena.

“I think I know why,” Lena states, running her fingers over the lock of the first journal.

“Not sure how you’re gonna open them, those locks don’t even have a slot for a key, your mom must have some pretty interesting secrets,” you chuckle.

“You don’t know the half of it,” she mutters, she already had a few spells in mind that she would try to get the locks open but you didn’t need to know that.

Your phone buzzes and you see a text from your friend, “James is here, let’s get your car cooled down and you’ll be good to go.”

Outside you and James pour the new bottle of coolant into the radiator of her rental car.

“You’re all set,” you say popping the hood back into place.

“Thank you Y/N, and thank your mom for the journals, you don’t know how much this means to me,” she says hugging you.

“It’s my pleasure Lena and I hope you enjoy your summer in Sutton Hills,” you tell her.

“Well maybe if you aren’t too busy you can be my tour guide, maybe even take me on a ride on your horses,” she suggests.

“Why don’t we have breakfast tomorrow at Sal’s diner, it’s right next door to the motel you’re staying in,” you say.

“How’s 9 o'clock sound?”

“I’ll be done with my morning chores by then, 9 sounds perfect.”

“Great I’ll see you tomorrow,” she says opening the car door, “and thanks for the coolant James.”

“No problem,” he replies and you wave at her as she drives off into town, “don’t tell me you’re falling for that city girl, I saw the way you were looking at her,” James laughs..

“Aren’t you the one who’s always telling me I can’t spend all my time on the ranch?” You joke.

“You didn’t even get her last name,” he teases.

“I’ll get it tomorrow when I’m having breakfast with the beautiful woman from California unlike you,” you crack back.

“Alright farm boy have fun fulfilling some fairy tale romance.”

“I sure will, there’s something special about her I just can’t put my finger on it.”

There certainly was something special about Lena and maybe you’d just be lucky enough to find out this summer.

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The Date

Mal x Male Reader

Warning- Smut

Request; Hello can you do Mal x male reader smut? Mal has had trouble sleeping because the reader does not stop thinking about her boyfriend, she begins to have fantasies about him that makes her very horny, she decided, she takes the reader on a date in a private place where they are going to have sex

Mal is having hard time sleeping and she sighed. She can't stop thinking about her boyfriend sexually and it's late. She has tried to think of something else besides sex, but it's not working. Again, she starts to think about her boyfriend, and she got horny again. She looks at the time and it's still late and she knows you are sleeping at this time.

She managed to get some sleep but she wants to see you so badly. She starts to put food inside the picnic basket then she put a blanket inside. She left her house and she found you hanging out with Carlos, Jay, and Gil. And you are happy to see her

“What are you holding?” You asked.

“We are going on a date right now” Mal smiled.

“Can we come?” Gil asked.

“She meant for Y/n and her only. We can't go” Jay said.

“Oh, that's not fun,” Gil said.

“Next time, we can all hang out and eat. But right now, I just want to spend time with my boyfriend” Mal said.

“I will see you guys later” You smiled.

“Have fun, love birds” Carlos smiled.

You grabbed the basket and she is holding your hand while walking. Mal takes you to a private section of the woods on the island. She knows that no one will interrupt them and she is very happy about that. You help your girlfriend set the blanket on the ground, and you two sit down.

“Why are we here?” You asked.

“It’s called a picnic, Y/n” Mal smiled.

She feeds you a strawberry and you two start to smile.

“It seems we are deep in the woods,” You said.

“We are not lost, babe. No one will interrupt us so we can be alone” Mal said.

“Why-”

She pressed her finger on your lips.

“Y/n, you are talking too much” Mal smiled.

She gets on top of you and her hands are on your cheeks. She starts to kiss you and you have your arms around her body. You lie down and your hands are on her ass, she starts to kiss you hard, and she moaned. She gets off you and she starts to unzip your pants and you pull them down halfway.

You watch your girlfriend, take off her pants and panties. Then you put out your cock and she bites her bottom lip. Mal gets on top of you then she starts to grind her pussy on your cock. You and Mal are starting to moan and she starts to go fast.

“K-Keep going!” You moan.

Her pussy starts to get wet. Her hands are on your chest and she moves her hips faster.

“I got so horny last night, thinking about you” Mal moans.

Your cock is starting to get hard.

“Yeah? What did you think about?” You moaned.

“I thought your dick inside me and you making me feel so good. I thought about how I would suck your dick and you would moan” Mal smiled.

“We should do that” You smiled back at her.

She gets off you and goes lower, she wrapped her lips around your cock. You are starting to moan and you grabbed her hair, Mal is moaning while sucking on your cock. It didn't take long for your cock to get hard and she is sucking faster.

“Yeah, just like that babe keep making me hard” You moaned.

Her pussy is getting wetter. You are pushing her head down and she starts to gag. Then she starts to lick every inch of your cock then she starts to give you a handjob, you thrust your hips.

“I thought about this all night,” Mal said.

“Best date” You smirked.

Mal goes back to sucking on your cock, then you start to fuck her throat. She moans again and you can't stop smiling.

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Now, Mal is lying on her back. You are eating her out and she is moaning louder, then she starts to push your head down.

“Feels so good!!” Mal moans

You hold her hips hard. You move your tongue faster up and down, her face is starting to turn red. You made her cum but she is still pushing your head down.

“Was this in your dream?” You smirked.

“So much better than my dream” Mal smiled.

You start to rub her pussy while you eat her out. Then you start to kiss her thighs then you lick her pussy. She sat up on her knees and you watch her take off her vest and then her shirt. Now you took off your shirt then she starts to kiss you hard, and now you start to kiss her neck while you squeeze her breast. Mal starts to moan again. She can't stop smiling, then she starts to give you a hand job. You lie down and she sits on your face, now you are holding her hips. Mal is moaning loud again and you suck hard on her pussy. She starts to move her hips fast and she moans your name.

Now, she is lying on her back and your cock goes inside her pussy. She gasped and your cock goes deeper, then she wrapped her legs around you tight. You begin to thrust your hips, and now you and Mal are moaning loud.

“Y/n” Mal moans.

You begin to suck on her breasts hard. She grabbed the blanket very hard, then you leave hickeys on her chest.

“Is this what you wanted, last night?” You moaned.

“Yes! I wanted your dick inside me so badly. I couldn't wait to see you, Y/n. Don't stop!” Mal moans.

You start to kiss her then she moaned again. She cums on your cock and your cock is all the way deep inside her pussy. She wrapped her arms around you and she is holding you tight. Again, you start to suck on her breasts and she moans your name louder.

Mal is on her hands and knees, you are fucking her from behind. You are holding her hips harder and you moaned her name loud. Again, she cums on your cock and she can't stop smiling.

“I’m going to cum” You moaned.

“Just do it, Y/n!!” Mal moaned.

You move your hips faster then you start to cum inside her pussy. You keep going and you squeezed her ass very hard.

“I can keep going,” You said.

“Good to know, Y/n,” Mal said.

You put your cock inside her ass and she gasped. You start to fuck her but not rough, you and Mal are moaning louder. You start to rub her pussy and you thrust your cock deeper inside her ass. She moans through her teeth

“Baby, keep going please” Mal moans.

“I’m not going to stop now” You moaned

Now... You are lying down on your back, she is riding your cock. You start to pinch her nipples and you are moving your hips fast. Her breasts move up and down fast, she moaned your name much louder. You and Mal cum at the same time.

“I like it when you suck on my breasts” Mal moans

“Yeah, me too babe” You smiled.

You are hands are on her ass. You sit up and start to suck on her breasts hard and you moaned. She wrapped her arms around you and doesn't stop moaning loud. You start to cum inside her again then you start to kiss her on the lips.

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You and Mal lie next to each other breathing hard. You two are still naked an hour later, you start to have sex with Mal again.

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Being Wednesday Addams’ brother and dating Enid Sinclair would include...

•You arrived at Nevermore Academy after your sister. Everyone was in shock that Wednesday has another brother.

•Some people called you a psycho for what you did at your old school.

•Enid said hi to your first then you found out that she is your sister's roommate.

•You would flirt with Enid and she would blush or giggle.

•You would walk her to class and carry her books.

•Wednesday would tell you to stop flirting with Enid.

•But you don't listen to your sister.

•You asked Enid to be your girlfriend and she said yes.

•Wednesday told you not to break her heart.

•When Enid is alone in her dorm room, you would cuddle with her. Then your sister would make you leave.

•Enid would tell you how handsome you look and you would smile.

•You go to the dance with Enid.

•Enid is always affectionate with you.

•When you met her parents it didn't go well. But you stood up to her mom and Enid liked it. But her dad likes you.

•Your family likes Enid and Pugsley became friends with her.

•Your dad would give you advice on relationships.

•When Enid first changed into a werewolf, you were very happy for her.

•Enid would help you study.

•you and Enid would have pet names for each other.

•Enid would have many plushies because of you.

•Wednesday would tell you not to spend the night in their dorm room.

•Enid would write posts about you on her profile.

•You and Enid are always making out. One time, your sister used her blade to make you leave the room.

•Wednesday gets annoyed when Enid talks about you.

•Around the academy you and Enid would hands while walking.

•During the Poe Cup, you made fun of your sister cause she has on the cat suit then she punched you in the arm.

•You galdy helped Wednesday cheat during the race.

•But you did cheer for Enid and the others.

•Your girlfriend has kept your T-shirts which she wears to sleep.

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No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the...
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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

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This is humanity

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Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

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Happy birthday, Curiosity.

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